own it, pt deux

Lynne and her family is unreal.

SHE just had a facelift and her daughter had a nose job, even though the husband said RIGHT ON TAPE that he was having financial difficulties. And yet they're acting like he's the one who has done all the irresponsible spending.

Then, of course, Alexa has to make it all about her..."me, me, me" boohoo. She cries all the time and yet she NEVER SHEDS A TEAR. Take acting lessons, kid.

ANDY COHEN, GET THIS KID OFF THE SHOW! SHE IS RUINING IT.

And WTH is with Frank? The family has been kicked out of their house and he's talking FAMILY VACATION?! That's like an alcoholic celebrating sobriety by drinking....

LOLOLOL!!

I LMAO when Jim told the pastor that sometimes they have to use their "looks" because they are "gifts."

Dude, you were NOT given a gift. Get over yourself.

own it

The more I see of Vicki, the more she comes off as a pathetic victim. She called Alexis out on using her phone at the table, then she did it. When Alexis remarked on it, Vicki was the first to say "bring it on". Yet when the ladies tried to point out the double standard, once again Vicki boo hoo'ed that they were all "picking on her".

Then she does the same thing she always does, she walks out and starts bawling. Then she calls everyone else "toxic". Grow up.

She does say whatever she wants about the other ladies, but God forbid they call her on it.

rings true

Love how in the middle of Vicki's wedding vow renewal, she stops to tell Don about his new wedding ring. The size, cut, clarity...blah blah. Damn, they should have filmed that for a Kay Jeweler's Christmas ad.

Very romantic.

the real brats of the OC

Gawd, I wish they'd STOP focusing on Lynne and her brat. Alexa is so fricking annoying.

In one breath she's all, "My parents should just ground me instead of yelling at me." Right, they grounded her and she walked out. What a major PITA. Her "drama" is annoying.

I almost LMAO when Alexa said she was "really mature for my age". Riiiight. And her actions really prove that, don't they?

Can we have one episode in which she doesn't do her "boo hoo nobody loves me" routine?